Don't be smug.


If you have to post a package that you’ve cleverly put into a large envelope to save on costs, don’t revel too much in your tight-arsed success straightaway. Even if the person behind the counter says that it’s a parcel, before you flamboyantly slot it snugly through the large letter shape measurer in front of their very eyes, it’s not worth it.

Whether your smugness is clearly visible or somehow painfully hidden beneath the surface, it still counts, and it will come back to haunt you...

April 2017Boggy